Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Mitt Romney Violently Assaulted a Tree, Presumably NOT the Right Height

I know I've made fun of Mitt Romney a lot in the last week for his obsession with Michigan trees being the "right height", and that is because it's completely insane and makes him sound like a robot.  Well according to his mother, that robot malfunctioned and punched a tree:
Romney's mother Lenore, 85, recalled toting her teen-age son along during her raucuous 1970 Senate campaign. 'He wanted to punch anyone who didn't like his dad,' she recalled. 'I told him if he did that he was through. I told him to go over and punch a tree if he was that mad - and he did.'
Presumably that tree was NOT the right height, and this upset his programming.  More seriously, it suggests something I've long believed, which is that Romney has a nasty temper.  I wonder if we'll get to see it if things don't go his way tonight?

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