13. MSNBC will finally wake up and fire Pat Buchanan after he says something so racist, they can't ignore it anymore.
Now instead of focusing on my terrifying precognitive powers, I want to focus on what a terrible person he is and how long this has been coming. So here is every story I've written about him in the last 6 months. Including him blaming his suspension on a gay conspiracy against him.
Now Pat Buchanan could go quietly into the night, satisfied with decades of getting to spew his hatred across the country and the millions of dollars he made doing it, or he could write this pitiful screed blaming everyone but himself for his firing. Including my all time favorite passage of anything:
If my book is racist and anti-Semitic, how did Sean Hannity, Erin Burnett, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Megyn Kelly, Lou Dobbs, and Ralph Nader miss that? How did Charles Payne, African-American host on Fox radio, who has interviewed me three times, fail to detect its racism? How did Michael Medved miss its anti-Semitism?Yes, how could a list of Rightwing whackjobs including Lou Dobbs, who was forced to resign from CNN for his own racist comments, fail to see that Pat Buchanan is racist? It is a mystery.
Goodbye, Pat Buchanan. You will not be missed.