"The Real Bigotry is Opposing Bigotry" Edition

Closeted Countdown

I've long believed that the only thing that could motivate someone to dedicate their lives to homophobia is deep self-loathing. So start the countdown timer until these folks get caught with a gay prostitute:

• Bill O'Reilly has carefully weighed the facts and decided that, "bigotry against Pro-Life People is I think way more than the bigotry against gay people."  Bill O'Reilly is an idiot.

• 'Former Homosexual' DL Foster thinks that Dan Savage should be arrested for creating the "It Gets Better" Campaign.  Here's his logic: "It’s really indicative of the character of these individuals, this individual Dan Savage, is also the creator of the so-called anti-bullying It Gets Better charade. You know, homosexual kids are still killing themselves after believing his message. I think he—personally—I think he should be arrested for propagating this lie to—for these kids to have this false promise without any sort of information on what is ‘it’ anyway? It’s really so vile to me that it disturbs me to even talk about it."  Now of course, the only way promising kids that "it gets better" is a false promise is if DL Foster and his ilk never plan on treating gay people as human beings.  Which I guess means DL Foster thinks that he should be arrested?

• And of course it wouldn't be a Santorum surge without him opening his mouth to spew...well Santorum, about gay marriage: "We have a serious issue about trying to get moms and dads to marry and stay together. I don’t see this as encouraging that. I think that at least from my perspective it tends to water down marriage instead of encouraging men and women to form healthy marriages, and that to me should be the objective of the government because that is in the best interests of our society."  Everytime he says stuff like this I hear, "if gay marriage was legal do you think there's any chance I would have married my wife," and things make a lot more sense.