Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Video Evidence that Mitt Romney is Actually a Robot?


A little history.  I was born and raised here.  I love this state. It seems right here. Trees are the right height.  I like seeing the lakes.  I love the lakes.  There's just something special here.  The Great Lakes, but also all the little inland lakes that dot the parts of Michigan.  I love cars.  I mean I grew up totally in love with cars. It used to be in the 50s and 60s if you showed me one square foot of any part of a car I could tell you what brand it was, the model and so forth.  Now with all the Japanese cars I'm not so good at it.  But I still know the American cars pretty well.  Drive a Mustang.  I love cars.  I love American cars.  Long may they rule the world.
Now, I could make a joke here about how Mitt Romney wants cars to rule the world.  But that's a cheap and easy shot (and I have a better one).  No, the part to focus on is:

"It seems right here. Trees are the right height."

"It seems right here. Trees are the right height."

"It seems right here. Trees are the right height."

"IT SEEMS RIGHT HERE. TREES ARE THE RIGHT HEIGHT."

What does that even mean?  Take a cold hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Have I ever thought the trees here are the right height?"  And unless your name is Robby the Robot, Megaman, or Mitt Romney the answer is going to be no.

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