Friday, March 9, 2012

Friday Freakshow Roundup: The Freakshow Will Never End Edition

In the political news system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Republicans who do insane things, and this blogger who mocks them. These are their stories:
  • Speaking of crazy broken sex obsessed Republicans, a South Carolina County Republican Party has voted in new requirements for their endorsement.  That's right, in Laurens County, if you've ever had premarital sex or watched porn you're not a Republican.  Now before someone points out to me that Party County Central Committee's are often filled with crazy people (I've served on one), here's the State Party Chair: “If we are wearing the same uniform I want to be sure we are kicking the ball toward the same goal, or are you moving against me.”

2 comments:

  1. Rick Santorum is correct...I was raised by a single mother...and I do have criminal tendencies

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  2. And the one about police officers in Indiana...god I hope that's a joke, but I know it's not...

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