Friday, March 2, 2012

Friday Freakshow Roundup: Vomit, Lent, and Romney is Weird

In the political news system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Republicans who do insane things, and this blogger who mocks them. These are their stories:
  • Scott Walker wishes that someone would think of the children, because if only they weren't recalling him, he would totally have spent that money on kids.  Really.  He pinky swears.
  • Finally, it's not really news that Romney lied about remembering attending an event that happened before he was born.  What is news, about it is that between the fact the event happened exactly 9 months before he was born and his father getting to be the grandmaster of ceremonies, Mitt Romney may be the first Presidential candidate who we can pinpoint exactly when and why he was conceived.  Which is pretty creepy.  Or as one Romney aide would put it, Mitt is "weird."

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