Tuesday, April 10, 2012

An Oompa Loompa Ode to Rick Santorum

Sung to the tune of the Oompa Loompa theme (naturally):

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Gay bashing’s fine if it’s the Dark Ages
Raging with flat-earthers, wizards, and mages.
But in Twenty Twelve it’s creepy and weird
No one else thinks love is a thing to be feared
Don’t Google Santorum
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
With less hatred you will go far
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

2 comments:

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    1. I'll confess that normally I just delete comments that are nothing but offensive and bigoted. But I'm going to make a special exception in your case. Your crude, reactionary intolerance perfectly captures the spirit of Rick Santorum's campaign. And its failure just serves as a harbinger of things to come for all those in the Republican Party who think think that bigotry is a winning issue.

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