Saturday, May 12, 2012

Did You Know that Winter Wipeout is a Gay Plot to Hurt Straight People?

So this is a video of a crazy woman testifying before the Lincoln, Nebraska City Council against an LGBT Rights ordinance (be sure to pay attention to the two people directly behind her, they are my heroes):


And because she was clearly reading the entire thing, I wanted to make sure that it didn't make more sense written out so I transcribed it (it did not make more sense):
I'm Jane Scaboda.  Winter Wipeout TV Show had broken bones and manslaughter every minute.  Winter Wipeout show is produced in Holland by gays, bi's, and orgy-ers.  Why do gays like to see people perishing?  P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. More a man does this the more likely he’ll be a fatality or a homicide-er. Getting pleasure while the other man passes away reverberates another homicide later. UNESCO United Nations has gender and bioethics conferences combined. Only gays go to gender studies. Gays are the bioethic genocide-ers in hospitals. Children can be eliminated. The feds stated in this December 11th article the Lincoln Journal Star page 6 “Gays should not be employed in hospitals or any health occupation.” Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with him. Lesbians and gays rarely live past 40 years old because it is common for a partner to do away with them or they self-inflict. We want everyone to live as long as possible, to be 80 years old instead of 40 years old. Don’t go gay, it’s not healthy. Anus licking causes sepsis, if not given antibiotics within a half hour they perish. Have no gays in education. A high percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet. Be on the side of the innocent boy who gets an F and Ds a year after being molested. Don’t allow hundreds of molestations a year with this equality ordinance. Where are our schoolteachers that should be speaking about this today? Hillary Clinton’s roommate for years in college was Eleanor or Eddie Atchinson, a gay woman, daughter of Dean Atchinson. To avoid going gay like Hillary Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms. Going lesbian is not normal, a college woman is seduced with illegal rolyphenol to go gay, otherwise they think it’s abhorrent. Lesbian professors state, quote wives are enslaved by their husbands unquote. All you married councilmen know this is not true, and this is deranged thinking. Have no gays in education. The Canadian Na’tan Du-gas was the first person to get AIDS in 1980. He depressed his immune system with pot, he ruptured intestines as his partner became a corpse. Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a Candida fungus disease. Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gay bi’s and orgy-ers then went to the coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become sadistic? Yes! They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 were gays. Don’t employ gays in military, education, health or psychology. They are the genocide-ers, molesters, treason-ers, deranged. Gay is not a behavior, by the way, a gay IS a behavior, it’s not an identity. Shoplifters don’t make good sales persons, gay’s behaviors aren’t needed for military, education, health and psychology. Don’t encourage gays, do not harm gays, gays can transform. I have, let’s see, gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old. Uh. Gay persons want to adopt children. The California Board of Education said that last year children in San Francisco had the worst scholastics failing all subjects, all grade levels. They cry all day and rape each other hetero without being told not to. Give us your molested children deranged by seeing only gays kissing. Don’t ask, don’t tell what you do in your bedroom and you’ll be respected for your work. Read the book Njenski to understand that bisexuals always become insane. A wedding dress is for a woman not for a man. Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose. This is a result of a ten year study by over 700 psychologist PhDs. Read Crisis of Generational Pursuits at any Lincoln City School.
 And just in case you were wondering what Winter Wipeout is:


Note: Winter Wipeout is filmed in California, not Holland.  I don't know why that is the only thing in that entire wall of crazy I felt the need to actually look up.

3 comments:

  1. those last 2 sentences are what really made this article off the wall hilarious!

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  2. Wow. Found this elsewhere: http://journalstar.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/video-of-testifier-s-anti-gay-words-goes-viral-but/article_82ec7104-4062-5988-8e56-8effde1ff202.html

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  3. Did you do your research? *Gaétan Dugas, not Na'tan Du-Gas

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