Sung to the tune of the Oompa Loompa theme (naturally):
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your campaign falls flat
Bloated and pointless like a wharf rat?
Blaming Mitt’s money is a lie and a shame
You know exactly what’s to blame:
Promising a moon base!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not narcissistic then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do