Hostess Snack Break: Iron Man in "The Hungry Battleaxe!"

Everyone needs a break sometimes, so why don't you enjoy this one with one of your favorite superheroes and one of your favorite Hostess snack treats:

Admittedly I've never been a superhero (and it does work out ok), but it seems pretty messed up that Iron Man assumes the guard is speaking to him in riddles.  Why wouldn't he just yell out "Give him the fruit pies, everyone knows fruit pies are like crack."